Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
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as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
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Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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