It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
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