Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I came so hard my ears popped.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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