I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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