oh god the rape fog is back!
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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