Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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