The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
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Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
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Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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