Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
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I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
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you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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