I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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