ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
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OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
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I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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