I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
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Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
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Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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