I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
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He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
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He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
My life is pants optional.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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