I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
it hurts more in the daytime
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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