plz talk dirty to me
Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
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But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
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I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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