What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
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The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
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You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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