I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
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What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
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I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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