He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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