its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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