well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
cat food counts as protein by the way
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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