she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
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"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
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Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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