There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
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dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
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That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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