In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
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woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
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My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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