I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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