You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
well you can't waste a boner
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
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On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
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He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
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