ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
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Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
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Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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