Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
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They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
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Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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