You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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