when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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