quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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