Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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