Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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