Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
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Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
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You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
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The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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