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Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
what day is it and did you see me today?
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
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i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
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When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
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Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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