Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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