I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
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He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
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I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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