ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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