I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
