So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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