So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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