her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
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... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
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Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
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