you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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