Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
honey bunches of taint.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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