Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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