Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
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Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
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I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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