And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
vagina is talking i cant
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Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
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Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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