Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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