It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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