i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
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I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
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Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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