i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
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Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
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2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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