I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
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go home
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
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Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
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After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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