i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
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We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
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We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
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For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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