Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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