i can't believe i had my finger in that
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
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i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I miss vodka workout Fridays
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
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So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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